An Eye-Douching

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Off to see the knicks. I will honestly start blogging again. Like tomorrow.

I wrote here that you can follow me here. Well you can’t. that not me anymore. I might come back to twitter, who knows. Be back here tomorrow. And can some one please tell me what color the site is? I get a different color everytime i get on it.

But this is a funny ass commercial.

This is really the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. The only reason I can think of for Paula Zahn reporting this is to make people laugh.

Reporter: Rob, do you feel a sexual connection right now?
Rob: No I don’t, i feel very safe and very comforted and um, it just feels wonderful.

Hey Rob, wanna know why it feels wonderful? Because you’re fucking gay. You like men, there is nothing wrong with that. Just take that shit. You are laying down, and hugging a fucking man and saying it feels wonderful, and that’s supposed to make you not be gay anymore? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard of in my life. Give a crackhead just a dabble of crack a day, just a dabble. You know what’s gonna happen? They’re not gonna stop smoking crack, they’re gonna be laying down with you Rob, trying to suck your gay dick for some fucking crack. Somebody fucking shoot me.

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I am really laughing my ass of at this. Fucking hilarious.

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I had to put it after the jump, because it creeped me out every single time.

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Hate this commercial.

I haven’t been here in a bit, I totally forgot what this site looked like.

Beat the shit out of each other

I don’t know if this is normal, but my friends used to come over and we would have like a mini-UFC tournament. We would literally just annihilate each other. My little sister had a toy kitchen, and I would always hide the fake, plastic loaf of bread in the fake oven. During the fight, I would pull that out and use it as a weapon. At that age, no one is risking injury because everyone is the same size. If my friends and I did this now, we’re looking at broken bones, lawsuits, and jail-time.

Did this shit with my friends all the fucking time.

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