An Eye-Douching

Funny list.

8. The Elitist Prick

Self-satisfied and pompous, this employee thinks the contents of his little store are the be-all and end-all of humanity. If you don’t purchase the one thing that this clerk deems acceptable, he will look down his nose at everything you do (despite the fact that what you just purchased, is sold in the same store this clerk works in).

I haven’t been to Supreme in a while, but most of their employees are like this. I don’t get the attitude. I get that you’re a little peeved that “posers” are coming into the store you work in, and you just loooove skateboarding soooo much. But shit, ease the fuck up, all retail sucks, and you knew what the fuck you were getting yourself into when you started doing pop shuvits in front of the store to get a fucking job.

Via Holy Taco

Why I wouldn’t step foot in Mississippi. I heard about this when it happened, last summer, but I totally forgot about it. It’s so fucking ridiculous, I’m glad it happened, but seriously, why the fuck did it have to take so long?

The same week an African-American family moves into the White House, a movie about a Mississippi high school’s first integrated dance debuts at the Sundance Film Festival. What’s most significant about “Prom Night in Mississippi” is not that an interracial prom was organized, but that the historic events took place less than a year ago.

Via CNN

This video has been around for more than a year but I’m just seeing it now. It’s the Yukon Denali that rides behind President Obama’s Cadillac limo, which is a fucking tank already. Jesus, 4000 rounds per minute. DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING SHELL CASINGS ON THE CAR. FUCK!

I really hate the Bronx, its vile, but this picture makes it a little better. I found this DVD at a 99 cent store around a friends way. I didn’t purchase it, but I’m definitely going back to buy this shit.

Anyone that knows me knows I despise all NY sports teams except for the Knicks and Mets. I hated the Knicks all my life until about 3 years ago when they were so fucking mediocre that I felt bad for them so I became a fan. I’m a HUGE NE Patriots fan so obviously last year sucked, but some fucking way, this video makes it all better.

If you know me personally, enough to have my phone number or email, and you text me or email me at close to 4 AM, which it is now; and you say that the streets are empty and it’s cold outside, which it is, and when I ask you what you’re doing outside, and you don’t answer my question; I will automatically presume that you are outside sucking dick for crack. That goes for either gender, good night.

Take a logic test while I’m gone.

I am dunk as fuck, I just got home and had a great fuckin new years; i hope everyone else did also. I promise I’ll post more shit for the new year. Promise. See you guys tomorrow, or in a couple of days or whenever I feel ready.