An Eye-Douching

Fuck reading, writing, science and math, it’s all about video game characters. My niece is 2 months old, she needs to start studying.

The rising cost of college — even before the recession — threatens to put higher education out of reach for most Americans, according to the biennial report from the National Center for Public Policy and Higher Education.

GREAT WAT TO STATE THE FUCKIN OBVIOUS NYT. This shit has been said over and over and over since I was in fucking junior high. Fuck the news.

I would find a link for this story but I’m really lazy. So Warner Bros. are pulling their videos from youtube. Not a surprise, everyone does it. But my gripe is, that why don’t they come up with their own video hosting schmegaygie thing so they can generate their own ad revenue and get cash money? You know why? Because old fucking farts run the company, and they don’t know what their doing. Thats why I download their movies, and their bullshit artists music. Fuck you Warner Bros….I swear to god if you guys fuck up and don’t release Watchmen somehow, someway, I will fucking flip…and blog about it.

This is 3 weeks old but I haven’t been on in a while.

Rajo Devi became the oldest woman in recorded history to ever give birth on November 28, when the 70-year-old delivered a baby girl in India.

NYTimes

The reason people say HAPPY HOLIDAYSSSS, is because its more than one holiday you fucking dick wad, not everybody in the fucking world is christian you dumb fuck. My god, he tries to sound so fucking smart but comes off as the biggest idiot in the world. Suck a dick puffy.

Fuck your christmas.

And WSHH blows chunks.

I’m probably one of the few people who didn’t think that the Bush-Shoe duel was that funny, but this GIF is hilarious.
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I don’t like posting music because I don’t want to turn into a music blog, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but Aesop Rock’s new song is very knockin’ If you haven’t listened to Aesop, you should, he isn’t for everybody though, and I’ll be the first to admit he isn’t the greatest rapper. I think if most Aesop fans admitted that; the world would be a better place.

Aesop Rock – Tomorrow Morning

Hi-Jacked the file from 2DopeBoyz, but uploaded it myself cuz I’m a big boy.

I don’t usually post music, but I had to post this. It’s so knockin’. I’ll just let Shake from 2dopeboyz explain, because I am a fucking lazy bum.

So Maroon 5 is dropping a remix album called Call And Response on December 9th. The CunninLynguists’ KNO produced a track, but thanks to sample clearance fuckery it was left on the cutting room floor… until now.

Maroon 5 – Goodnight Goodnight (KNO Remix)

Props to Shake for the link