An Eye-Douching

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson, legally changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. The picture above, is from two seasons ago when he wore an “ocho cinco” patch over his jersey during practice. He got fined for it. For any non-spanish speaking people reading this, “ocho cinco” is 8-5, respectively. He calls himself that because it’s his jersey number. Funny stuff, it’s clearly a money move. The bengals are gonna be selling these jerseys like hot cakes. Hot cakes I tells ya

“This could look like a gimmick”

That’s exactly what it is.

Swiped this from Steve.

I’m watching it on HBO right now. It’s pretty interesting. It’s about students in high school in Iraq videotaping their senior years in high school. I don’t know if it’s on demand, but try and catch it if you can. one thing that surprised me was this one student, who was studying the Koran, memorizing verses. And the music he played in the background to help him concentrate was Tupac. And not your typical Tupac song that everyone knows, but “I Wonder If Heaven Got A Ghetto”. I mean I know, and I know a bunch of people that do, but it isn’t one of his mainstream tracks. Idk, it just caught me off gaurd, and I think it’s cool.

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For a second straight year, SAT scores for the most recent high school graduating class remained at the lowest level in nearly a decade, a trend attributed to a record number of students now taking the test.

SAT’s are a piece of shit. They don’t test a god damn thing. The most it does is teach you new words. That’s all I got from the SAT’s, new fucking words. Don’t get me wrong, I love them, and expanding your lexicon, ha, is great, but if all I get for spending some odd dollars on the PSAT’s, it was mandatory in my high school, and the SAT’s, fuck that shit. Fuck it. I’m back to college on thursday. WOO HOOO.

Via Yahoo

Is so fucking random. I’m following Sara Bareilles. Just cause I can. Just cause the “follow” button was there. I’m gonna follow a bunch of random people. I’m following Barack Obama. Barack Ofuckingbama. I wonder if McCain is twittering. I’m gonna follow him too. I’m gonna follow the world.

The shocking death of a Bountiful man was witnessed by his former girlfriend hundreds of miles away today. Twenty-four-year-old Brent MacMillan died from a single, self-inflicted gun shot wound to the chest. His death was witnessed by his ex-girlfriend in California, who watched it via a webcam.

Gizmodo Via KSL

Scientists have stopped the ageing process in an entire organ for the first time, a study released today says.

Published in today’s online edition of Nature Medicine, researchers at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine at Yeshiva University in New York City also say the older organs function as well as they did when the host animal was younger.

Via Info Wars

A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.

Crazyness. I’m just gonna post old shit I meant to post two weeks ago. Nah mean.

Via MSNBC

A couple years ago I was an accounting clerk. I worked with this guy counting money and billing sometimes. On this particular day we had to count $30,000 in bills and coins and separate $500 and put them into about 30 individual money bags. It was fucking tedious. So I was in the tiny office at about 10 AM and then we started counting. We would take breaks from time to time to talk shit and what not. During one break he tells me to look at this e-mail a friend of his sent him. I go over to the computer, and it’s a video. It’s a video of a girl deep throating. Read more