An Eye-Douching

One of the dopest movies I have ever seen. Ever.

[Via Maxim]

I read the book, and it was funny. But this trailer makes the movie look so incredibly bad. I’m was about 80% sure I wasn’t going to see the movie, now I’m positive I won’t. Trailer after the jump.

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Lol at the website, Meinspace

An eargasm to me is listening to a ridiculously you can’t believe your ears good song. I’ve only had one of these like twice. The first time I listened to Radiohead and the first time I listened to Muse. I just had another. I’ve never listened to Portishead before in my life. I will now.

And it’s synched with probably my favorite movie ever.

I saw the first Scary Movie, saw bits of the second, and every other subsequent film I havent seen. Including the super hero movie, meet the spartans, I actually saw Date Movie, a friend had the dvd, and they’re all crap. All of them. And so is this one. Read more

The leaders of the G8, meeting this week, are seemingly ready to ratify an agreement that would allow customs agents to search your mobile devices (computer, phone, iPod, etc.) for illegally downloaded media content.

Seriously? Seriously? Let’s say I have a bunch of free mixtapes on my IPod or laptop, and these idiot customs agents don’t know that they’re free, like the whole DJ Drama debacle, wtf is going to happen to me, are they going to send me to Guantanamo? I’m taking a boat where ever I go. China? BOAT SON!

Via Switched

I wasn’t going to post anything today, because I’m a lazy bum. But this warrants posting. I’ve only read one graphic novel before and it was the Watchmen. It’s fucking amazing. It was written by Alan Moore. He also wrote V for Vendetta. The crazy thing is he doesn’t support any of his novels that are turned into films. He hasn’t seen V for Vendetta and he’s not part of this project. but anyway, the movie looks fuckin’ crazy. Every scene in the trailer is an exact replication of a scene in the comic. This shit just gave me an eyegasm. I hate comic book movies, but this one is a definately must see for me. Here’s the trailer. Oh and Apple has it in high definition.

Peter Rosenberg and Cipha Sounds are my idols. [ll]